drooler (n.): a small child who crouches and drools in the cashwrap everytime I motion towards her to exit.
As the drooler continued her routine, the Gap employee was overcome by her ovaries and unable to forcibly remove the child. So she gave her a sticker and let her play with the telephone.
anniversary of what? working at gap? I know it's not the one-year anniversary of having itchy ovaries. more like 22-year anniversary.
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