take it downtown

A few nights ago, during the Suns vs. Lakers game, a commercial for the KFC Double Down Chicken sandwich came on. After it finished, W* and I looked at each other and confessed our mad desire to at least try it. We should have listened to A*, who immediately pronounced it the sickest thing she’d ever seen.

Today was the day of fulfillment. Sure, I enjoy a little grease fest every once in a while. I never thought I’d say no to fried chicken and bacon (mmm, bacon). But KFC’s marketing crew was spot on for this one: it did make me unhungry. Plastic cheese, stringy bacon glued between two slabs of cardiac arrest-chicken…



540 calories. They have to be lying about that number.

These photos were on the first bite, when we were still excited about it:













So...next?