Fear in the Hearts of Men and Pirates

Tonight, surrounded by three scallywags, I thought for a few moments that my life...was over. A dagger at my throat and a 'Jack Sparrow' sword creeping up my spine, only the swift dive off the couch kept my blood from spilling.

To protect myself, the plan is to overnight a Garden Jawa and strategically place it outside their bedroom door. They won't be able to exit from sheer fright.

Let's see how long those diapers hold. I give 'em two days before they're begging for their freedom.